We just love him so much we can only bare to eat a little bit at a time.

I wish they'd do that with human cripples. The war seems like a bumper crop of wasted opportunities.

"What the fuck is this bullshit on my stumps, doc?"
"Those are your new Happy Feet, Roller Billy. Tee-Hee!"
"My name is Dan."
"Not according to the sign fused to your pelvis. Now get out there and make the children smile."

oh, THAT paraplegic chihuahua! You really had me confused there.

he's only bite-size to start with.

"Yo quiero Tac--"

*CHOMP*