June 29, 2004
5 Comments

Think of a number. Divide it by two.

So I'm standing in front of the gym locker with a new combination lock and I'm tryna figure out how to remember the combination.

Left Brain: 34-16-2. How will I remember this?

Right Brain: How about 34 divided by 16 equals 2?

Left Brain: Works for me!

Posted by Dana at 08:52 PM

Comments

Think of a number - don't think of an answer.

Posted by: Colin Newman at June 30, 2004 12:25 AM

Quick! Everyone go to Dana's gym! Meet you by her locker! We can go through her stuff!

Posted by: Vidiot at June 30, 2004 01:15 PM

An unseen ruler divides with geometry, an unruleable expanse of Dana's locker.

I think it scanned better in the original song.

Posted by: Colin Newman at June 30, 2004 04:01 PM

Those would be some pretty disturbing measurements. Maybe that's the mnemonic device I would use: "Measurements of a partially deflated love doll."

Posted by: steelbuddha at July 1, 2004 05:57 PM

um. Just to clarify: that was a joke, right?

Posted by: 32 at July 10, 2004 02:04 AM