Shit from an Old Notebook
May 18, 2004
6 Comments

Snitches get stitches

Hey, here's a little game to run concurrently with Gawker-guest-host Andrew Krucoff's little Score-the-Scar contest:

Just *how* tiny is his pecker, anyhow? (And what's more well-thumbed, ya think: his butthole or his copy of "Please Kill Me"?)

Posted by Dana at 01:01 PM

Comments

Is this the same Andrew who according to the Observer likes dating the English cos we're more forgiving or something?

Posted by: Emma at May 18, 2004 02:41 PM

My money's on the butthole.

Posted by: Anon at May 18, 2004 11:54 PM

Yeah, that's highly not cool. If there's any justice, in the wake of this story people will have to wonder where Mr. Krucoff got _his_ giant bitch-slap-related scar.

Posted by: Jamie at May 19, 2004 04:39 PM

oh, the answer to this question is well-documented in the comments of many eurotrash posts. (hint: green trojans.)

and choire put me up to the scar-fucking thing after he caught shit for making a joke about skull-fucking ryan seacrest. and i did apologize on my site. do with that what you fun-loving people will. thanks a bunch.

Posted by: krucoff at May 19, 2004 07:44 PM

I'm guessing the green Trojans are the extra-sensiteeeeev kind, krucoff?

Posted by: dana at May 20, 2004 09:28 AM

heh, no. sweets, they're the slooooow kind. since i can only post on gawker between 8pm and 8am i find myself trolling the day on crap sites like this one. (whoa, now THAT is a joke.) but for reals, does anyone actually wear condoms anyway?

as far as my well-thumbed heinous anus, i think my boys would be highly offended you thought of them as "thumbs."

spikes to you.

Posted by: krucoff at May 20, 2004 09:58 AM