Some people should dieAnd most of them are spammers. After being carpetbombed with spam the past few days, I finally got up the nerve to install MT-Blacklist. I don't know why I was so worried about it--the instillation was fast and painless and took all of five minutes. I'm not sure how thorough the blacklist is, but I delight in knowing that those who do get blocked will be greeted with the message "Get fucked in hell, spammer. May your mother get cunt cancer and your father be penetrated anally by wildebeests. May your own underdeveloped genitals develop cystic, incurable chancres. May your children, should you have any (which is mightily impossible but just for the sake of argument go along with me), be eaten before your very eyes by a pack of feral carnies. May you die alone and penniless but in a way that is so spectacular that the photos make it onto Stile Project. Finally, may the manufacturers of your favorite toothpaste go bankrupt." (Actually, it doesn't say that, but I fantasize that it does.)
Posted by Dana at 12:42 PM
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Little Man with a Gun in His Handjust once i'd like to get some spam asking if i'd be interested in taking two inches OFF my dick... just for the change of pace, you know?
Posted by: They're-grrrrreeves at May 3, 2004 01:13 PMIndeed. Lower back pain is a killer.
Posted by: Vidiot at May 3, 2004 01:49 PMExactly, vidiot.
Now you understand the secret behind my oft-mentioned lumbago...
Posted by: jonmc at May 3, 2004 01:58 PMThat's funny, I just managed to install it my ownself.
Why doesn't it really say that? You can make it say anything you want.
Posted by: gribble at May 3, 2004 04:06 PMAs president of my local chapter of the Feral Carnie Anti-Defamation League I strongly object to your characterization. We hardly ever eat babies, only when they threaten our young. Now with that out of the way, Rat! Giant Rat! It's alive and it's inside!
Posted by: monk at May 3, 2004 04:39 PMI like to think of giving the spammers a smash to the front teeth with a ball-peen hammer, and then using a hole punch to their eyelids.
Posted by: tayhota at May 4, 2004 02:27 AMHm, maybe I should install this...it sems helpful...seeing as I do not even have a dick, so why would I want to enlarge it?
Posted by: Kittie at May 4, 2004 01:36 PM