April 21, 2004
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Icicles on hell's higher hills

We all know how I feel about Vice magazine*, but this little article from Chris Nieratko (of late Big Brother fame) about his experience in the adult publishing world is rather amusing:

There was the flamboyant gay editor who could barely speak English—let alone use grammar correctly; the standard office whore; and a bitter old copy editor who had been with the company for decades. His office doubled as the storeroom, and every time he saw me he screamed, "I hope you know The Chicago Manual of Style! We don't use that pussy New York one!" For those of you who don't know, copy editors have their own shorthand, a series of symbols used to indicate paragraph changes, spelling corrections, and the like, sort of like those red marks found all over your papers in school. If you already knew that, then you're smarter than I was back then. We'd get the proofs back from the printer and I'd attack them with a red wax pencil, circling misspellings and then drawing a line from the word to the margin with a big note that read, "THIS WORD IS SPELLED WRONG."
Thanks to Nick, who does his fleshbot-reading at work.
*Cliff's Notes version: Gavin McInes should be fucked by donkeys.

Posted by Dana at 01:26 PM

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fucked by donkeys...wonder what that would be like...

Posted by: Kittie at April 21, 2004 05:41 PM

Don't ask Dana--that was a mule in TJ. She says she had the sign say donkey because it sounded more "traditional."

Posted by: N/C at April 22, 2004 09:20 AM