i leave you two alone for a couple days and you eat my goddamn child. how thoughtless of you not to save me a bite.

If I knew anything about eating babies I'd tell you that some thinly sliced carrots, diced celery, water chestnuts, baby corn, broccoli, soy sauce, vegetable oil, minced garlic, diced baby, and hot thai peppers to taste stir-fried at high heat for 4-7 minutes is really fucking good.

But I don't know anything about eating babies.

Looks yummy! I'd suggest a Reisling.

Teriyaki sauce. Definitely teriyaki sauce.

And you may want to go here for recipes.

(I particularly like this Flash anim.)

No, no, no, broiled with sliced potatoes in the rack, baste often, and season to taste.

Look, no one is eating any babies.

You fuck them babies. You eat retards.

Now YOU ALL watch your mouths...

from FCC.gov:

Obscene speech is not protected by the First Amendment and cannot be broadcast at any time. To be obscene, material must meet a three-prong test:

An average person, applying contemporary community standards, must find that the material, as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest;

The material must depict or describe, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct specifically defined by applicable law; and

The material, taken as a whole, must lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

An average person, applying contemporary community standards, must find that the material, as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest

Yeah, but in this case, I think the community is New York. So anything fuckin' goes.

And in the meantime, the baby's gotten all rotten.
Nice work, guys! Your fucking dining indecision is going to cost me another 9 months, you know!