The Roar of the Masses Could Be Farts
March 05, 2004
4 Comments

There's plenty of fishes out there in the sea

If you're a "girl" whose "interests" are clothing and chocolate, this is what you can expect from your online dating experience.

Posted by Dana at 11:46 AM

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They have dating on the Internet now? That can't possibly work. yeah...ahem...no way.

Posted by: all-reeves'd-up at March 5, 2004 01:08 PM

Ah, kube, She's such a great reporter. Guess I won't be winning that Pulitzer *this* year either.

Posted by: keepyrdistance at March 5, 2004 02:23 PM

But then again, these guys probably live with their moms and jack off twelve times a day.

fuck. wait.

so this is going to hurt my chances of getting laid?

what if i cut it down to like, three-ish?

Posted by: fishfucker at March 5, 2004 04:28 PM

then what are you gonna do with all that extra time?

Posted by: red clay at March 6, 2004 12:19 AM