I would've guessed a sopressata, but that's probably just my heritage talking

She did not tell me that I was gonna feel a little pressure, but just happily stuck in something that felt very much like a fluorescent lightbulb-- granted, I'm not used to guessing what items are using the muscles of my vagina, so take this with a grain of salt - and started fishing around again. Let me know if this hurts, she said. You bet your ass I will.

The liminal liberal goes to the ob/gyn.