Pray for Mojo
If you've got a little extra dosh lying around I think the best way for you to spend it is to adopt a chimpanzee. For a six-month commitment, you'll receive a photo and a bio of the chimp you're supporting. And you won't have to worry about getting letters from him telling you about how he's forced to accept Jesus into his life in exchange for clean water and rice gruel. Win-win, people! Posted by Dana at 09:41 AM
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Shit from an Old Notebook
I would only consider this if they let you take the chimp home with you. When will someone come up with a Borrow-A-Chimp program?
Posted by: jpoulos at February 23, 2004 10:10 AMActually I hear it's easy to borrow them in Adelaide.
Posted by: dana at February 23, 2004 10:14 AMDoes having a five-year-old kid count?
Posted by: adam at February 23, 2004 12:33 PMAm I the only one who sees the savage and sanguine desire for rampage this chimp has in its eyes? Sure, all monkeys are cute until you find them carrying dental implements in and out of your bathroom, where the tortured screams of the Olson twins are muffled only by the chimps humping their eye sockets.
The horror...
Posted by: steelbuddha at February 24, 2004 03:20 PMI'm waiting to see how many people get to this site googling for something in that comment.
Posted by: steelbuddha at February 24, 2004 03:21 PM