Koo-Ooh-Koo-Koo Koo-Ooh-Koo-Koo!

I knew I was riding up in the elevator with a Canadian national when he sneezed and then apologized profusely.

"Bless you," I said.

"Aw, geez, that was really gross. Sorry aboat that." He wiped his nose with a tissue. "Really. Sorry. That was a real keeper-inner."

I looked at him sideways. "So was that."