number one hit song: Someone has managed to ruin both sex and chocolate for me

February 12, 2004

5 Comments

...just in time for Valentine's Day. K emailed me about this: His and Her Chocolate Thongs.

Eat your heart out! As soon as she puts on this thong, the heat from her body will begin to melt the chocolate heart.

Um, yuck. In general, I try to keep chocolatey things AWAY from my asshole, lest there be any confusion.

I am shocked that there could be something more upsetting than maxipads for thongs.

Posted by Dana at 11:10 AM

I think we can thank goodness for one thing: at least they don't have nuts.

Plus, under no circumstances should a heterosexual man wear a thong. It is a crime against all that is holy.

Posted by: jonmc at February 12, 2004 12:02 PM

Oooh, jon, way to cover for yourself!

I think somebody's going to have a little surprise this weekend!

(Just remember: they're probably only good for one use, and I'm pretty sure they're not laundry safe.)

Posted by: Chico at February 12, 2004 01:26 PM

about some serious thong...

http://www.cafeshops.com/thewhitehouse.3924026

Posted by: Santino Di Renzo at February 12, 2004 11:47 PM

[*sigh*] Oh, alright.

I smell sex and candy here.

Posted by: Chico at February 13, 2004 01:32 PM