A many-splendor'd thing

I find new reasons to love dong_resin every day. Case in point--The Ed Gein Hangover:

It's time to wear a kilt, Dean baby, do you hear me? It's time to get wheeled into your public appearances on a handcart in a straightjacket with a goalie mask on. What you need to do is to start head-butting the people that gather at those speeches, like Wesley Willis used to. Start your speeches off with a nice roll in some peanut butter and broken glass like dear old Iggy. Don't let two consecutive interview minutes go by without a very frightened handler shoving his wallet in your foaming Cujo teeth so you don't lose it and get all Jeffry Dahmer on the poor reporter.