January 23, 2004
3 Comments

Tragedy is when I cut my finger...

Your search - "nosepicking fetish" - did not match any documents.

Exactly what is my problem? I haven't had my finger up my nose this much since my freshman year of college. And I'm suffering the consequences: blood. Blood and scabs.

It started out with this cold I had over the holidays, coupled with some supremely dry air in my apartment. Initially, I just wanted to keep the passages clean.

Then it became an obession. I began to suffer phantom booger syndrome.

And now I've lost all sense of shame about it, going to town like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, right there on the subway or at my desk, whether there's anything in there or not. The inside of my nose looks like Dresden right now.

Posted by Dana at 01:35 PM

Comments

I just want to point out that I had nothing to do with this post.

Posted by: TMFTML at January 23, 2004 02:39 PM

Find and fall in love with a humidifier. No more getting cut and jabbed every time you wriggle your nose.

Posted by: brittney at January 23, 2004 05:56 PM

switch nostrils.

it is easier to suck up rails with the right one, but you got to rotate that shit.

Posted by: fishfucker at January 26, 2004 12:00 AM