Beltway fat cats

(I just felt like writing that phrase. It has such a nice ring to it.)

Being a New Yorker, I couldn't possibly care less about what's going on in DC (or anywhere else, for that matter), but I want to welcome Wonkette, which is sure to be a smash success because of the lovely Ana Marie Cox at the helm. And she really is lovely; I had the pleasure of meeting her in person. She showed me her tattoos. All 18 of them. (t-i-g-E-r! Rrrowr!)

And just so's you know, all content today will be ganked directly from TMF,TML. Including this assertion:

One thing is for certain; we are NEVER drinking again.

In fact, I think I am *still* drunk.