January 06, 2004

I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu

Thank heavens, Dukes Mayonnaise offers free shipping anywhere in the US. With God as my witness, I shall never go hungry again.

Posted by Dana at January 6, 2004 12:34 PM
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Oh ya! good stuff, that Duke's. We buy that here in the ATL. where do you live that you can't get it?

Posted by: scotty the body at January 6, 2004 03:11 PM

nevermind. i read on...

Posted by: scotty the body at January 6, 2004 03:13 PM

hey! You stole that quote from Homer J ! For Shame..

Posted by: Aram at January 7, 2004 10:48 PM

I love that they have the sugar-free mayo slathered on a stack of white bread, just next to the potato chips.

Posted by: brittney at January 8, 2004 08:32 AM

No way. Hellman's for me.

Posted by: adampsyche at January 8, 2004 12:31 PM

Even better, didja notice the disclaimer? "Duke's regular mayonnaise contains no sugar. Duke's calorie reduced light mayonnaise contains sugar." It's like Bizarro-world!

Posted by: arto at January 9, 2004 03:53 AM