The Roar of the Masses Could Be Farts
December 20, 2003
8 Comments

There goes the neighborhood

Olsen twins to attend NYU.

I'm setting up a telescope in my office and charging by the minute, if anyone's interested.

Posted by Dana at 12:41 PM

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Dana,
You were the last person I thought would ever attend the class of 93 reunion. Was it everything you thought it would be? Why did you even waste the train fare. It seems like you might have some issues about your shitty little high school experience. Get the fuck over it.

P.S. Merry Christmas - Mike

Posted by: mikec at December 21, 2003 02:05 AM

Whoa. The Ghost of Dry Humps Past has come to haunt me.

I actually had a really great time at the reunion, Mike. I can only assume you didn't attend because you, too, are fat and bald, like every other boy from our class.

May your days be merry and bright!

Posted by: dana at December 21, 2003 03:35 PM

Any more outta you two and you'll both get detention!

Posted by: Palookaville High Principal at December 21, 2003 08:04 PM

*single eyebrow raises*

Say there, Tubby, you want to talk nice to the lady. Else I take a tooth, give it to her on a chain as a present, see?

Posted by: Fes at December 21, 2003 11:57 PM

Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you.

Posted by: dong resin at December 22, 2003 03:38 AM

awesome. I always love comment drama. I hope this ends up with sex in the ladies room.

Posted by: fishfucker at December 22, 2003 09:58 AM

"Get the fuck over it" is the mantra of people who actually have not gotten the fuck over it, but are instead bitter as all hell.

Posted by: tizzie at December 22, 2003 11:04 AM

If I had a dollar for every time I wished something would end with sex in the ladies' room...

Or for that matter, if I had sex in the ladies' room every time I wished I had a dollar...

Posted by: arto at December 23, 2003 11:32 PM