You got a pig that good you don't eat 'im all at once

Y'all could do worse than to go visit redclay and read man bites dawg:

she stands there for a minute lookin at me,
then she draws her hand back and smacks me in the face.
one of the thorns catches and cuts my jaw all the way across.
she throws the flowers in my lap, and leaves.
i had to laugh.