If blogs was hard liquor, I'd be Leavin' Las Vegas

Perhaps it seems a bit suspicious that both The Minor Fall, The Major Lift and I have been a bit too busy with "work" this morning to blog. And perhaps our shared penchant for bourbon might seem to indicate...well, we won't go into it. But don't worry, I'm certain we will both recrudesce like the human chancres we are shortly.

Oh, before I forget. Last night was my final class. You know you've made an impression on folks when your classmates' parting words to you are "Be nice to retards."