Slow news day here

Ludacris to star in new cartoon 'pimp' show:

The movie will feature the voices of Ludacris, who will hold down the main character: a foul-mouthed gerbil called 'Weathers' who meets a female hip-hop club goer by the name of 'Sweet Chiffon' (Lil’ Kim).

Sweet Chiffon, according to the script, takes Weathers around and hooks him up with a pimp character by the name of Fruit Juice (Bernie Mac - that's gonna be jokes!).

The film will also feature the voices of Mystikal, William Shatner (Star Trek), Carmen Electra and a list of others.