The Maladroit BoudoirThankful MC with the Worst Lay Ever: It wasn't that you whisked me into your bedroom. I let myself be whisked. I was in a whiskable state, with whisking on my mind, it's true.Guys, if you take nothing else away from reading this, just remember:And do NOT stick jelly of any sort into a woman's vagina without ASKING. Please assume she will want to be consulted. Posted by Dana at 09:43 AM
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Mi Vida ChochaI would have insisted on a formalized introduction and receiving line before entering your maladroit boudoir.
Maladroit boudoir?
My goodness, do people really talk like that?
Posted by: jonmc at November 3, 2003 10:39 AMI sensed a certain over-the-top sarcasm about the phrasing, and the entire post overall, actually.
Posted by: dana at November 3, 2003 10:54 AMeven in sarcasm, that's way too much vocabulary or onomatopoeia or something.
Besides, I've decided to abandon sracasm and irony for a while. They make me feel wierd. I've decided to be my sappy, corny, sentimental self for a while.
Posted by: jonmc at November 3, 2003 11:12 AMthat's okay, jon. I like your sappy self.
Posted by: dana at November 3, 2003 11:29 AM*attaches tap to chest, begins draining sap for syrup*
you go make the pancakes.
Posted by: jonmc at November 3, 2003 11:35 AMSomeone really should help this girl.
::adjusts tie, smooves eyebrows with two spit-shiny thumbs, prepares to work the FesMagic::
Posted by: Fes at November 3, 2003 12:39 PMShe tries to have drunken, anonymous sex with a stranger at a party and it doesn't live up to her soap opera idealized masturbatory fantasies? Shocking!
Who could have forseen that circumstances like that wouldn't lead to perfect erotic bliss? WHO? I ask you.
Yeah, that GUY could really learn a thing or two...
Posted by: Shrimp at November 3, 2003 05:34 PM