October 29, 2003
6 Comments

Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar?

OK, so it's Wednesday, right, and no one has bothered to tell me that it's Protection from Pornography Week until now? You were all just content to sit back and let me spend my daily average 2.5 hours (+/-) looking at naughty bits when GW came right out and said that he wants "all the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs and activities."

Please, protect me from what I want.

Thanks to Fables of the Reconstruction for pointing this out before it was too late.

Posted by Dana at 01:09 PM

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You're only hurting yourself, Dana.

...Which I consider to be a vulgar underuse of your talents.

Posted by: dong resin at October 29, 2003 01:47 PM

I'm a little disappointed that GWB didn't sneak the phrase "rampent onanism" into his press release.

Posted by: rasputin at October 29, 2003 03:43 PM

Do you actually watch that much pornography? Just asking.

Posted by: Josephine at October 29, 2003 09:05 PM

Um, no, of course not.
::whistles nervously::

Posted by: dana at October 30, 2003 09:17 AM

Part of it, she reads. The other part, she watches.

Posted by: tizzie at October 30, 2003 11:17 AM

And part of it, she stars in.

(I should know. It sucks to be a professional vidi-geek...we're always stuck behind the camera.)

Posted by: Vidiot at October 30, 2003 01:32 PM