Shit from an Old Notebook
October 28, 2003
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Happy Birthday, Brittney! In honor of this festive occasion I've shaved my pubic hair in the shape of a B.

Posted by Dana at 09:59 AM

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I'd like to go ahead and make you my personal lord and savior, if that's cool with you and all.

Pictures could mean a virgin sacrifice or something. Informed.

(And, why are you holding out on the coochie-cutter review? How's the shaver working for ya? Hard to get the slop of the 'B,' I bet. Just wondering if I should invest. I hate, hate, hate stubbly regrowth--how's the "grow back" is what I mean to say.)

[No, I didn't just talk about the grow back in your comments. Sorry about that. But, it's my birthday so I'm DOING WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE.]

Posted by: brittney at October 28, 2003 01:08 PM

Everyone, Brittney is drunk, and it's only 1 pm.

Posted by: dana at October 28, 2003 01:16 PM