twinkle twinkle blah blah blah etc.

Sensitivity training

So the work stud(y) guy turns 21 next March. I know this because I asked him.

"How long till I can legally take you out in the guise of friendly maternalism, get you hammered, and then shamelessly take advantage of you in the john?"

"Oh, uh, March."

"Great. Save the fuckin' date then, baby, because mama's gonna rock you like a hurricane."

"..."

"Oh, and could you leave those copies on the table there? Thanks."

I'm thinking about installing one of those cute javascript countdown clocks over in the sidebar. Kinda like those preverts what likes the Olsen twins.

Posted by Dana at October 8, 2003 10:21 AM