October 08, 2003
7 Comments

Which would you prefer, a computer or a gun?

Wow, so everyone in California really *is* batshit. Clearly I should've listened to my father. K and I eagerly await the resurgence of Jello Biafra. C'mon, Jello! We forgive your Lexus! Get LARD back together! Record I Blow Minds For A Living II! Make up with East Bay Ray, kick that punkass former child star out, and write a few new verses to "California Uber Alles"!

Posted by Dana at 09:37 AM

Comments

We aren't all crazy, I swear. Just an unfortunate voting majority.

Posted by: Kimberly at October 8, 2003 12:50 PM

As if you smug New Yorkers would ever be clever enough to elect a Groper-in-Chief.

Posted by: j-go at October 8, 2003 01:02 PM

Nope, we just elected his wife.

Posted by: Vidiot at October 8, 2003 01:05 PM

I want him to end his inaugural speech with the bit about crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of the women.

Posted by: dana at October 8, 2003 01:44 PM

I'd like that situation reversed. Imagine what the lamentations of Maria Shriver would sound like.

Similar to a wounded goose, methinks.

Posted by: jonmc at October 8, 2003 01:47 PM

gun.
if i have a gun, i can get a computer.

Posted by: redclay at October 8, 2003 10:14 PM

Now that a holiday in Cambodia is possible....

Posted by: alicesshoe at October 9, 2003 01:55 AM