This brave new world's not like yesterday

Picked up free stuff at the Free Stuff Fair across the street. It's actually intended for students, but what, like they're gonna make me give back the Zyrtek Beer Koozie? I don't think so.

I got some safer sex stuff at one table, mostly out of curiosity (because I prefer my sex to be unsafe and preferably totally anonymous), and came away with pink dental dams, black condoms, and peach-flavored lube. Is this what they're teaching kids these days? "Be prepared to fuck Tawny Kitaen."